The Field of All Pissabilities

How To Make The Bad Man Go Away

by

Robert William Farmilo

and

S. Bob (my alter ego)

First of all I'd like to congratulate you on being able to read the English language...such as it is.

NEXT...I sincerely hope you are NOT another robot scanning this page and then showing up as a statistic on my Blogger stats record. IF you are a "bot" I sincerely hope you go back to where you come from and have a very nice day.

Me and my alter-ego WERE going to start this article with a VERY large statement that looks a lot like this one that follows, right here: 

But we decided that wouldn't be in the EXACT and CORRECT spirit of The God Consciousness Project. And also thought that might lose some of the subscribers and faithful followers of this blog-article---AND that it might make some of you NOT get the book.

The BOOK?

Yes, the...book.
The book that was allegedly written by God.

You know that since the book was finished being written...oh, sometime in January, 2010---me and my alter ego have been promoting the book in fits and starts through various methods INCLUDING going door-to-door.

Here is an example of the door-to-door scenario...AND let's call this method "Door Knocking" or "Knocking Doors," in honour of the time-old tradition of the famous traveling salesperson.

ANYWAY...we've gone out in all kinds of weather, and in all seasons---knocking doors---and making the pitch to sell the book allegedly written by God. It went something like this:

Ha, ha, ha! Laugh all you want. Here's the thing...believe it or not, me and my alter-ego went out and sold this book to real flesh and blood people...who handed over hard-earned, cold hard cash money---on the promise that they would get a copy at a later date.

Yes, you read right.

We didn't even have a copy to sell them at the time we asked IF they would buy the book. And I had to go and take the money they handed over, and then go and make a physical copy at the Staples Business Centre, and bind it, and put a somewhat nice cover on it, and then bring it back, and deliver it to them.

And that's what we did. And when I use the term "we," I am being plain silly, because what I mean is it was just me, on my own. Now if that isn't straight-up kooky-bears, I don't know what is.

Imagine...try and imagine...someone coming to YOUR door, and ringing the bell, or knocking on the door, and it's evening, and it's dark outside, and it's the middle of a Canadian winter, and the wind is howling, and it's COLD...and you open the door, and there is this rather BIG man standing there, with a tooke on his head, and he starts in with this bizarre pitch about some book written by God, and he's NOT exactly obviously insane, but you've got to wonder, right?

A book? You're selling a book...door-to-door? That's whacked enough. But a book written directly by God? Okay, now you've definitely crossed the Kooky Bear line...right?

Oh, yeah...I did it. And I am still doing it, too. 

Does it feel awkward? Before I set out to go and knock doors, and make the pitch...yeah, it feels really, really weird. This is completely counter-intuitive. Nobody goes door-to-door selling books. It's just not done. And if it is...it's "those" people---you know, the freaks peddling dogma laden Christianity...like...the Jehova Witness people. Which sounds like they are in the Jehova Witness Protection Program.

Oh, I get it. I truly and really do...get it.
But you know what?

Some people actually buy the book.

Even when I have no physical copies with me.

And some people give me their email address to get the FREE book.

But what's happened is that I've been pimping this book out since it was finished, oh...some six years and three months ago---AND the numbers of books distributed for FREE and also by purchase...the numbers are SMALL.

Do you know why?

Because the consistent EFFORT has been going in fits and starts.

AND maybe also because the entire project is just plain and simply bollocks.

MAYBE God didn't write this book, and it's all just my imagination on over-time, and all this God stuff is self-delusion...or at least my version of it is a pure and simple FALSE cognition.

Yeah. That's MAYBE what the real truth of the matter is. I hardly read the book myself...let alone anyone else on this spinning near-sphere of a partial rock (this planet you are on).

So I don't know what to do. Give up? Who cares if I do? There are all kinds of people who've had the God Bug, and then followed the guidance...ONLY to end up just heaving the entire thing---dropping it down the reject tube and hitting the flush button. AND then gone out and secured a normal, happy life...entirely FREE of the self-obsession that comes with this stupid, dumb God Crap.

Oh! Blasphemy! Watch out! You're gonna go to HELL!

Blow me.

No, on second thoughts, you can't blow me. I won't let you. I don't want you to blow me. You're DENIED that privilege.

So...what does God have to say about sex?

Well, let's take a direct peek inside this nutso-koo-koo book, and see, shall we?

 

Oh, yeah...the rest of the chapter you can get for FREE, along with the entire book. Just click on this link: ===> FREE BOOK, NOW! <===

By the way, the Youtube videos featuring all the chapters of the book...the ones that receive the most hits from around the world? Can you guess? Yeah, the chapter on sex...gets the most hits. BUT also have the smallest watch times, too.

I think what happens is that people come to the video through some sort of search, and then once they get the first few seconds into the video, they realize they can't wank-off to it...AND then they move on in their quest for sexual stimulation.

AND if you think I am going all moral on you...giving you the virtuous laden sniff-dee-sniff---SORRY! (No, I am not.) I know that doing the porno thing does weird things to your brain---JUST saying. You can watch this quick video about it, right here...click this link below:

The Brain On PORN!

Another curious FACT is that since I was flame-dried by Blogger back in the early new-year...(I was going to the referring websites where a lot of traffic was coming to these articles...AND I was writing comments, and adding my website link IN the comment section...and I think that was a distinct and very clear no-no...ANYWAY, that seemed to deep-fry my great traffic surge that was going on. GOOGLE doesn't like cheap spammy tricks like that, so this blog-article Blogger was punished)---

---All the referring websites seem to be coming (no pun intended) from porno websites.

How's that for ironicalness? 

So...a quick word of warning: IF you are trying to build real traffic to your blogs and articles and so on...do NOT add your links inside the comment boxes...unless you are specifically and definitely allowed to do so. And I strongly recommend that you check that out, and in triplicate, okay?
Okay!

By now you might be wondering about the title of this article, and the sub-title. Fair enough.

To remind you, the main title is:

The Field of All Pissabilities

and

How to Make the Bad Man Go Away

Make the Bad Man Stop

And that's just FINE. Sure. But...what about The Field of ALL Pissabilities? Isn't that just a cheap and bitter rip-off from the glorious truth of The Field of All Possibilities?

And won't I feel a lot better once the book is selling in the millions, and I am more super-wonderful than Deepak Chopra? Won't I feel EXACTLY like this?

The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Mucus...er...Music

Yes, I am a Silly-Billy...I did insert that sly little dig at this CLASSIC and great motion picture from---gasp!---1965. The mucus reference comes from the co-star, Christopher Plummer...who often referred to the film as described above.

So, how do you make the bad man go away? It takes discipline and practice. Basically, what "we" know is that YOUR brain is malleable and can be shaped and formed as you go along, singing your song.

The official term is something called Neural Plasticity. And there are new and controversial therapies for healing the frucked-up brain by using TECHNOLOGY to help...heal YOUR brain.

And this approach is one of several that is used to get YOU better...by making the very core of your cognitive capacity...better.

More about all this fun stuff in another article. Until that happy day, let me leave you with this keen invitation to come over and read all about how to heal YOUR brain, and make the bad man go away...at The God Consciousness Project official website.

AND here is another video...this one about that famous field where you can go and dig up some possibilities for yourself and your immediate tribal members.

 Maharishi Talks About...The Field

That's about it for this article. I hope you have suffered enough in your life, and you are about ready to get some TELEPATHIC connection up and running...directly into the Mind of God.

And hey! IF you are a devout and deep Christian or Muslim or Jew or whatever you've got going on...and you are repulsed by the idea that there is such a thing as TELEPATHY with God...or maybe you are basically a "normal" person who is NOT besotted with the God Delusion---and this all reeks of being self-deluded---this stuff may NOT be for you.

BUT if you are sick and tired of being relatively stable, and you want to throw away EVERYTHING you've ever known as "normal," and you are ready to join the Koo-Koo Party...then you NEED to read this book, and study the simple teachings...and get TELEPATHIC with God.

Basically, the book gives you the specific method to turn on the God switch, and get God on the line, direct...right into your brain. This means you can think with God. This means you can have clear and explicit thought-versations with...GOD.

Yeah? You want?

All the Best!

Robert Farmilo
and his alter-ego
Swami Bob,

a.k.a.

S. Bob

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