The God Files

 by
god

Good day and or evening.
Glad you could make it.
Keep your chin up while I cut your throat.
I'll tell you what to say and where you can go
and what you can't do.
And if'n you don't believe in me the way
I say, then you're fair game for the plucking and the skinning.
Ah, godhead. What a pure wonder.
The dynamics of great pleasure god takes in creation,
and when does god take the form of human
and roam around, sampling life as
maybe an ugly, really old lady.
You ever think I might not decide to go to Vegas?
After all, I made it.
So if I want to go to Vegas, I will.
And you'd never know anyway.
Survive your own limited gods hobbled by the mess
of if'n you don't accept Jesus as the Saviour and
the Blood of the Lamb...even me, as god...can hear the
outrage people of the Christian modern...
...modern Christians all know that Jesus
was NOT a Christian. He was a Jew.
His Mother was Mary.
She is NOT honoured by the certain sects of
the worship of HER son, who they worship as a god
AS God.
This Jew is me?
As usual, because there is a block in my communication with
these modern Christians, I can't get a clear transmission into their brains.
You'd think being god, that I'd have that covered.
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And read it.
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